Sep 7
What are Blorts?
It’s a proven fact that everyone on the internet loves “blogs” except for me. I hate them so much even that I refuse to write the damned word without quotation marks surrounding it (I do the same whenever I’m forced to use other web-terms like ”lol” “wtf” or “link-dump”). But I suppose I should get with the times.
The truth is, I’ve always found myself somewhat limited by my desire to keep my journal from turning into a “blog.” I’ve always tried to use that space for real stories with some possible literary merit, as opposed to the short off-the-cuff posts you find in most “blogs.”
This, on the other hand, will be a place for any random thing that enters my mind and seems possibly entertaining. It may even contain some “link-dumping” or entertainment media found around the internet. It will hopefully stay more consistently-updated and less bound by the short story format than my journal.
As for the name…I’ve found that the internet loves meaningless buzz-words, and for the most part, anytime someone combines two words to describe something that already has a name, its thought of as forward-thinking and brilliant.
So, here’s my entry into the annals of internet history. The combination of the words “blog” and “shorts” to form the seemingly brand new word: BLORTS.
The internet should love it…
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My friend calls it his “Clog”, cause it takes up space and is annoying. Drano works well.
lol wtf link-dumping
I can’t believe Newguy hasn’t showed up to harrass me about this yet!
(Or Sammy for that matter…)