Archive for July 3rd, 2008
Definition: Organic
I like inventing words…or at least finding new uses for existing ones.
With Autumn insisting that we eat more organic foods recently, I’ve quickly realized something: I don’t really like organic food that much. So, by decree of Blort, henceforth, the word “organic” shall have alternate definitions as follows:
or·gan·ic
–adjective
1. lacking in enjoyability
2. having the quality of sucking ass
i.e.: ”Man…I hate this new band they keep playing on the radio. They’re so organic.”
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