I know it looks like I gave up on Beard Watch this year, but fear not…I’m still doing it.  However, with no copy of Paint Shop Pro on this computer, it’s been a complete pain to edit on the other computer and transfer the pictures over each night.  Like with plenty of other things on this site, laziness has gotten the best of me.

I’ve still been taking the pictures, though, and on Thursday night I will upload the rest of them.

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…and deserves to be goldthroated.  Bernanke and Greenspan, too.

Do you think crucifixion at the National Mall is too much?

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Just heard about the new text service ChaCha (242242).  It’s a “free” service (standard messaging rates apply) with operators standing by to answer whatever question your heart desires.  Of course, I had to ask a good question to test this thing out:  “Where can I find the best donkey shows?”

This is the response I got back:  “Tiajuana, Mexico is said to be a popular place for donkey shows. Happy Holidays and keep doing the Cha Cha!”

Technically, I don’t think Tijuana is the best place for donkey shows, so they didn’t really answer the question correctly.  Their wording is technically accurate, though, so I suppose we can let it slide.  Feel free to post your best ChaCha Q&A sessions below…

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I had planned to upload a random Mirror’s Edge video to YouTube for tonight’s Blort, but they are down for some maintenance.  So, instead, here’s a story:

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About a year ago, Autumn and I headed to a nearby porn shop to look around.  While she was looking at some outfits, I was browsing the DVD section (I’m not sure why, really…I would never pay such high prices when there is so much quality porn for free on the internet).  Another couple was looking through the videos a few feet away from me.  As they talked, she asked him the question, “What kind of stuff do you like?”  They were obviously a new enough couple to have never discussed such things in detail.

In the smoothest voice he could muster an answer slid out of his mouth, accents on the vowels, “Gangbangs…”

At this, the girl shot a slightly disgusted look toward him.  “Really?” she questioned accusingly.

He seemed to think about it for a moment, but after a short awkward pause, he muttered with a breathy laugh, “Nah…”

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