I like inventing words…or at least finding new uses for existing ones.

With Autumn insisting that we eat more organic foods recently, I’ve quickly realized something:  I don’t really like organic food that much.  So, by decree of Blort, henceforth, the word “organic” shall have alternate definitions as follows:

or·gan·ic

–adjective

1. lacking in enjoyability
2. having the quality of sucking ass

i.e.: ”Man…I hate this new band they keep playing on the radio.  They’re so organic.”