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CNN has apparently decided to try the FOX News approach to journalism for awhile.  One of their Top Ten Most Read stories yesterday was a piece about how Megan Fox once had a crush on a stripper.  Now…I’m not saying that Megan Fox’s desire to ”get pounded by a hot stripper with a strap-on” [sic?] isn’t of interest to me.  It’s just that I don’t think CNN is the place for this information to be relayed to me.

Pro journalism tip:  If your story doesn’t actually affect anyone in the world in any tangible way…it’s not news.

1 Comment so far

  1. Newguy October 4th, 2008 10:48 pm

    How dare you question CNN’s journalistic integrity when it comes to a story like this. Frankly I am shocked and appauled at your apparent lack of interest in Megan Fox, Cutaia. What happened to you?

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