The new episode of South Park this week (in which Britney Spears tries to kill herself, but survives with half of her head missing), actually made me think that people really should just leave her the fuck alone.

However, after watching tonight’s episode of How I Met Your Mother, I’ve decided I just don’t care.  Britney played a cameo role as a shy little receptionist who gets sad easily when confronted.  At one point, another character says to her, and I’m paraphrasing, ”I wish people wouldn’t be so mean to you.”  If this isn’t an obvious ploy for sympathy, I don’t know what is.

The part that pisses me off, though, is what a terrible fucking acting job she did.

Here’s a tip:  If you want people to leave you alone…just disappear!  Buy some little house in your hometown and live a normal fucking life.  Stop acting like fame is owed to you.  Every time you step in front of the camera and ruin a show with your complete lack of talent, while simultaneously insinuating that we should feel sorry for you, you are only making things worse.