In honor of NOKSAM, I’ve tracked down a website called I Heart Guts.  These guys sell adorable little plush organs like this kidney:

They even have MySpace pages available for each organ.  My favorite “About Me” quote of all time comes from Plush Kidney’s page:  “I make pee for you!!”

The one thing I don’t understand on the site, though, is a get well e-card for the uterus that says, “Sorry about that miscarriage.  It really sucks, but now you can drink.”  Something tells me that card isn’t gonna cheer anybody up.