Florida Democrats are up in arms about Mike Meehan and his silly-ass billboard:

As you can see, it has a nice little picture of the World Trade Center on fire and implores, “Please Don’t Vote for a Democrat.”  It then links to his website which contains a crappy little song (almost as bad as the anti-inBev Budweiser anthem, Kiss Our Glass) called, “Please Don’t Vote for a Democrat.”  Here’s a verse for ya’:

Republicans, we’re not perfect but we know the truth
We uphold the Constitution and the Golden Rule.
We believe a mans [sic] freedom is a God given right,
the USA is the beacon to the whole world in sight.

This guy either wrote this song in 1792, or hasn’t been paying attention for the past 8 years.  Our Republican president has over and over again shown his absolute disregard for the “Constitution and the Golden Rule.”  Also, they’ve made it pretty clear that they don’t really believe that freedom is a God given right.  Why, for example, do we think it’s OK to send people to Guantanamo Bay to have their rights completely trampled upon?  “Because the Constitution only gives rights to Americans in America!”  See?  Rights aren’t God given…they are only for Americans!  Of course, the moment something bad happens, it’s time to start taking away our rights, too.  In the eyes of the GOP, freedom is something for the government to dole out only to those they see fit.

But then, the guy shows how completely ignorant he is through more lyrics and quotes:

No we can’t afford to have another attack,
Oh no, please don’t vote for a Democrat.

and:

“You got to remember all the … people that George Bush did catch and how much success he did have.  And we haven’t had an attack on this soil since 9/11″

I mean…wow.  I’ve always wondered what kind of people were still seriously sporting their “W” stickers from 2000.

The best part of the story, though, was that his message was so completely out there, that even the Republicans were like, “Oh, hell no!”  They immediately distanced themselves from his website and message (probably realizing that pretty much everyone understands that the neoconservative war against the world isn’t really helping us).