Did I do search terms for May?  Or April?  I don’t think so.  Well, they’re returning this month, this time with additional commentary where necessary.

• I fucking hate the internet - Me too, random ironic Google searcher.
• elway sucks - Even more than the internet.
• “nick manning” funny - Funny, disturbing…he’s the whole package.
• you can do magic trumpy - It’s called evil, kid.
• show me young cunt
• useless human parts is - What?
• porn from aurora colorado
• “pubic zits” - It’s called herpes, kid.
• caramel ass - Not here, but I can direct you to a chocolate anus.
• need exact direction to third bridge in aurora
• pronounce cutaia - kŭ-tī-yə
• never marry rimjob girl - Uh…ok?
• us constitution 10th amendment explanation - The quick explanation?  The government ain’t s’posed to do 95% of the shit they do.
• comfort dental blows - Even more than Elway.
• “peeing for” “seconds straight” - My current record is 1:15.
• i fucked her should i marry her - Not if she’s rimjob girl…
• ass 12 - They must have already seen Ass 1-11.
• Cutaia Meat
• everyone named mark is a cunt - That’s not true.  Some of them are douches.
• dick engages cunt 
• i married a cunt, I married a cunt - At least she’s not rimjob girl, right?

Also, for the hell of it, I thought I’d share the search terms that bring people to cutaia.net the most often.  Here they are in order, linked to what people are finding with them:

1. Sweet Eva
2. Fuck Britney Spears/Britney Spears fucking
3. Cutaia
4. Building a waterfall
5. YouTube fucking
6. Obama sex tape
7. INTL Gateway
8. Lauren Cleary
9. Charles Perkins legacy

Overall, it appears that making fun of washed up whores and using the word “cunt” a lot is the key to getting hits from Google.  So, watch out Miley Cyrus, you old cunt!  I’m coming for you!