Feb 25
Lauren Cleary is a cunt…
We watched the new episode of Moment of Truth tonight. In case you haven’t seen it, this is a game show where people are asked embarrassing questions that they’ve previously answered while on a polygraph. If they tell the truth, they can win up to 500,000 dollars. If they lie once, though, they leave with nothing. The contestant tonight was some whore named Lauren Cleary.
Basically, here was how the last few questions went (keep in mind that her husband was sitting there watching all this as it happened):
“So, Lauren…On your wedding night, did you believe you were in love with someone else?”
“Yes.”
“Do you think that you should be married to your ex-boyfriend instead of your husband?”
“Yes.”
“Have you engaged in sexual activity with someone else, since you’ve been married?”
“Yes.”
“Do you think that you’re a good person?”
“Yes.”
At this point, the polygraph decided that she was lying. Apparently she did not think she was a good person. In a way it was satisfying to see her lose everything just because her ego wouldn’t let her be honest about what a horrible person she was. However…I really wish she would have won the money. Why? With the tape of this show, he would have gotten everything in the divorce.
Edit: Someone finally got the video onto YouTube. Here it is:
Edit 2: It appears I may have been spelling her name wrong all this time. It seems to actually be spelled “Lauren Cleri.”
Edit 3: Also, I’ve made an animated parody of the whole thing.
What if Lauren Cleri had answered that question about “being a good person” correctly? What questions could have possibly come after that? This flash explores the possibilities.
Also on YouTube.
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I’d do her.
Hilarious.
Fuck you all. This chick is just a little dick hungry and needs a stupid husband like the one she has to support her while she spends his money and hunts fo dick. Go sluts!!
What a moon-faced tart. (Marky Mark that is)
Shit I’d fuck her and kick her out of my sights, she could be my bitch, thats all she is anyway, a worthless bitch
I wouldn’t be so quick to take up for the husband. Who knows what kind of dirt he may be covering up.
Goddamnit Kim. Don’t you know…this is America. We really only know how to do one thing well: Judge.
This bitch licked my ass and deep throated my cock, then i shot a load on her face before she went on her honeymoon.
wut up ho?
I remember this girl- met her at a club one nite a few months ago- she was NOT wearing a wedding ring, but said her name was lauren and she was “single”. Long story short, she came back to my place for a few hours, she gave me head, we had sex, then she left. It was glorious. But now that I know she was married, and to a good guy it seems, that’s fucked up. She is a snake!! Now if you excuse me, I need to wash my dick..
Hey this is really bad for all parties involved. It amazing that she chose national TV to tell her husband she didn’t give a shit about him.
This goes out to christian, he dude if you did sleep with her you need to go get yourself check out buddy cause you don’t know what she’s got.
Dr. Mace
I can’t wait to see what she gets as a judgement in divorce court!
I don’t know what were her reasons to marry a different guy than she was in love with, but lives stories can be complex.
And whose of you who call her “whore”, remember “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you (Matthew 7:12).”
i used to date this girl honestly she prob was a whore then… i almost married her…. lol fuckoff Kandi…that was her dance name
get a life people ..the shit is staged and youre all tools
i think she was an “actor” in a MILFhunter.com porn clip. if not it could be her twin sister
Has anyone ever considered what might make someone like this live this kind of lifestyle? She failed the test on a question where she said she thought she was a good person and that was a lie. When someone thinks they are a bad person, it usually stems from emotions at an early age. Perhaps someone made her think at a young age that she was a bad person… say something like abuse (you venture to what kind). Something like that would make someone say stay in love with old boyfriends but marry someone they don’t love because maybe they don’t think they are good enough for the person they really love. Plus, if she were a man, would this be as big of an issue for america. Sexist bastards! Speaking of which, does anyone else have a problem with the fact that shows like “Hell’s Kitchen” has sexist pigs like Jason saying the things he is? If he were saying those things about a black man, there would be a lawsuit. Calling women bitches is just like calling African Americans niggers, WRONG! Too bad womens issues haven’t gotten as far in society as racial issues have. America! Land of the Free and Home of The Brave!
first of all not staged. second of all its no ones business. maybe this was the only way she could tell her family the truth. i wouldnt of even left a comment but all you judgemental people are just so dumb and ignorant. she made mistakes. get over it everyone makes mistakes. dont be so quick to judge because im sure EVERY single one of u has been a fuck up at some point. so get a life and stop living through other peoples.
i don’t believe it was staged and granted, under normal circumstances, it wouldn’t be anyone’s business. but the lil girl put it out there for the world to see. bottomline, she’s a liar and a cheater (and, more than likely, will never change). and she certainly knows she’s wrong. reality is … there are plenty of people like her in the world (some even worse). i’ll give her some credit … she let the entire male population of the planet know what her deal is (so there are no misunderstanding later on). additionally, she was definately trying to be truthful about everything to everyone (except to herself) … money tends to be a good motivated to some. and i’ll freely say that frank is no angel either (just probably not as bad as his wife). i believe he knew what was going on and wanted his cut (so i don’t exactly feel too sorry for him). chalk it up to making a quick buck gone bad.
Kaleb hits it right on the head. Everyone makes mistakes, but the second a person chooses to tell the whole world those mistakes on national television, they lose the right to complain when people discuss, laugh about, or make fun of those mistakes.
Albert is a wuss. This chick needs a good rapin’ by a couple of well endowed negros…
C U N T
I saw the comment left by “tired” saying “Too bad womens issues haven’t gotten as far in society as racial issues have.”
I opened another window and googled O. J. Simpson. Didn’t read everything on web about him (there’s a lot), but I never came across anything that was racially slurring. I was in a publicly funded gym of a local college recently and while walking on the trendmill, me and all the other women in there had to listen to female bashing songs on the radio. Why has the “N” word disappeared, if I hear a black singer pissing all over women I reserve the right to repeat their songs and substitute Nigger for bitch, slut, whore, and the C word. The instigater of this site had no problem plastering that all over the web.
And I do apologize, I sing those songs with substitutes on my way home from the gym, but I would never do it in public. There’s a lot of great black people. I’m one of those white people that has no problem with the believe that “The son of God” was black. Look at the region he came from, history tells the story of the people telling the story. You all trashed Lauren and nobody called O.J. a nigger?
Where is all this generic hatred of women coming from. Why aren’t more men homosexual or bi. Clearly, when I read something like this I think you pretty much only tolerate women so you can F*** us. All you need is a hole boys, get over the stigma, if you hate women so much just stay away from them. Other men have orifices.
In a case such as this, the words “bitch, slut, whore and cunt” all imply a hatred of the way this person “acted.” They are not sexist terms by nature. They are being used to describe her callousness and promiscuity…not her gender.
The word “nigger,” however, implies only a hatred of the color a person was born.
There is an absolutely fucking huge difference there.
I have no generic hatred toward women. I have a wonderful girl who is none of the things mentioned above. I also think that a man who cheats on his wife is a “douche, coward, piece of shit, dick and asshole.” Yet, if I had used such words (which are, by the way, generally used to describe men instead of women) you wouldn’t have accused me of sexism, nor would you have gone off on such a wild tangent about the word “nigger.”
I think you’re being a bit over-dramatic and assumptive here. Look, the fact that words like bitch and cunt are usually reserved for women is simply the result of how some words as perceived as more feminine than others. This is the reason people call horrible women “bitches” but horrible men get called “assholes.”
Really, this has its roots in many languages before English even. Why is a window considered a female object in France? Who knows? American’s have these types of quirks, too (a sailboat is a she, you know), but our lack of gender specific definitive articles and postfixes makes it harder to spot some of these accepted things until you really start thinking about it.
(FYI: I’m not defending rap lyrics that casually throw out such terms for no reason. But this isn’t one of those cases, and it’s not the place for that discussion. Take it to 50 Cent’s site. I can only explain my own usages.)
By the way…if you disagree with what I said above, please feel free to post a diatribe on this article, telling me how sexist I am for calling a bunch of men “assholes”:
http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/maxims-writers-are-worthless-assholes/
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