Mar 24
Sweet Eva…
If you like awkward softcore porn and drug-addled rambles, then have I got a cam-whore for you: “Sweet Eva”
Basically, this chick just sits around in her underwear all day long, yelling at the Internet. The hilarious part, though, is just how much abuse she puts up with. Anytime she’s on, there’s usually an entire chatroom full of people just mocking her. She takes it all in stride, though, acting as if she really believes that all the hecklers are simply jealous of her. “You’re just jealous that people wanna watch me and ain’t nobody wanna watch you, ya’ piece-a poop,” she’s claimed on more than one occasion.
It’s amazing to see how deluded people can be sometimes.
Anyway, the links below are so not-safe-for-work, it’s ridiculous. Click them at your own risk, and judge for yourself (but be aware that you will probably receive a pop-up upon leaving the cam site):
http://www.cam4.com/sweeteva (Eva alone)
http://www.cam4.com/evanmike (Eva and her boyfriend Mike)
Edit: According to comments below, she now broadcasts at http://www.iwebcam.com/sweeteva. When you get there, you have to select her name from the room list in order to see the cam. I’m amazed people are still watching, though…
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it’s just tooooooo funny we play her live here at harvard
was bumming around yesterday on internet and found her… last night she was wasted… got back now and she still is there still boozing… she is ridiculasly hillarious…
I love her shes on Shockrooms now! the whole world tunes in for Eva TV shes totally awesome how she broadcasts her life 24 hrs a day 365 days a year i am suprised by now that she hasnt been snapped up by the Media over in the US
I am the queen of the nets lol piece of shit..!
try www,yapchat.com or http://www.iwebcam.com/sweeteva same place xoxoxox
Eva fucking rocks. Eva’s so funny and best of all she is a nice person. Luv her x
once you get past the initial shock, you won’t be able to live without eva…don’t miss “eva needs a phone” on youtube…
when you meet sweeyeva on line just say hi in her room because its her’ s get it say hi to her she like you and if she loves you your in so go check her out and be nice nice lady i’ll see
I SEE I MADE IT TO HARVARD..! AAHAHAHA
Also check me out at http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/sweeteva
lulz
come to iwebcam to watch me do drugs live on cam, it’s party time every day here!
Eva is a schizoid she’s in constant denial!
Whats really funny is she brags about being “broadcast” at Harvard!!! She dosen’t even realize when she’s being ridiculed!! She will die sometime in the New Year due to her abuse of almost every chemical liquid or powder know to man Her groupies are the funniest they believs all her BS as the gospel and are almost as big of enablers as her hubby! I watch for the DRAMA!!!!
i just set a record for entry into the guinness book of explicit world records by funneling 4.5 quarts of human ejaculate through a beer bong and consuming it in a mere 8 seconds.
Well sweetevas gone to far this time!
I just found out she’s being investigated for racism and bigotry Better watch her real quick her days on the internet are growing very short!! No Loss!!
Investigated for racism? What the hell does that even mean? Being racist isn’t exactly illegal.
If you openly promote it against a certain race it is! Look up the laws halfwitt!!! Any other big words you need help with just ask! Happy New Year lol!!!!
If you openly promote “violence” against a race, yes. Simply being a known racist and using offensive words isn’t illegal, though. Perhaps you’ve heard of this thing called the first amendment?
If you actually have some information about Sweeteva actually going farter than saying the word “nigger” a lot, you probably should have mentioned that, shouldn’t you? Perhaps you wouldn’t have to help people with “big words” if you properly explained yourself.
A side-note to everyone else: Have you ever noticed that only idiots ever actually use the phrase “big words”? I find that interesting.
By the way…this thing called The Constitution that I mentioned? It’s the reason that websites for the KKK and American Nazi Party stick around year after year. A person is allowed to say they hate blacks, whites, Mexicans, Jews, Asians, woman, gays, Muslims, idiots…anyone they fucking want. So, when you simply said that she’s being “investigated for racism” without clarifying what exactly she did to warrant an investigation, I stand by the statement, “What the fuck does that mean?”
Wow did you google all that??? If you ever watched her threaten to kill a f’n black n****r directly to an individual in her iweb room while holding her convienience store dual daggers perhaps you wouldn’t be so quick to defend an obviously very very sick and twisted person!! Lastly I have no need to explain anything to you !! Who the hell are you anyway?? Obviously another lonley eva groupie Get a life!! Have a Great New Year !!!( your turn)
PS….She’s being monitored on her favorite site and a decision will be made soon as to her tenure there !
Had you posted specific allegations such as this in your first post, I wouldn’t have needed to ask what the fuck you were talking about, would I? I simply asked because your first post was incredibly vague. You then randomly started hurling insults and completely freaking out.
By the way…my previous posts do not in any way equate to a “defense” of Sweet Eva. In fact…the Blort™ you’re responding to pretty much indicates that I don’t think much of Sweet Eva.
As for “who the hell I am”: I’m just a guy who gets e-mailed when someone responds to a 9-month-old post on his website. Who are you? Apparently, just a guy who obsessively checks a 9-month-old post about Sweet Eva for new comments and apparently knows way more about her than anyone ever should. I think it’s pretty hilarious that you of all people would be calling me an “Eva groupie” who needs to “get a life.”
In any case, feel free to continue posting comments here (because I believe in free speech, even for over-reacting morons), but I think this conversation has clearly painted you as a complete idiot who can’t listen to logic, so I think people will understand if I refrain from responding to your blathering in the future.
Skinflootinmymouth wrote
“Well sweetevas gone to far this time!
I just found out she’s being investigated for racism and bigotry Better watch her real quick her days on the internet are growing very short!! No Loss!!”
It should say
Well Sweetevas gone too** far this time!
You don’t need to worry about big words cause you have prpblems with small ones.
No problem my friend, fact is this is all silly. She isn’t worth it! You can twist whatever you want. No matter how thin the pancake there is always two sides! You win I quit I’ll just watch her slowly sink into the depths of her own self created hell!!! Have fun Have a great 2009!!