Last Saturday at 3:00 am, Autumn and I decided to visit someone we know who works as a dancer at Centerfolds Show Club.  Autumn has known this girl for awhile, but I had really only met her once or twice.  Halfway through an awesome lapdance, this friend of ours was rubbing her breasts all over my face when I (in a moment of drunken, turned-on decision making) decided to lick her.  Honestly, I’m not entirely sure she even noticed, but I still feel kind of bad about it in retrospect.  I was just a disrespectful thing to do, wasn’t it?  I shouldn’t be licking strippers, whether I’ve met them a few times or not.  She was just there trying to do her job, and I had to go and break the cardinal rule of strip club patronage:  Keep your hands (and assumably tongue) to yourself.

Maybe I should apologize…