I hate people who aren’t funny, but not because they tell crappy jokes (although that is annoying).

No…what’s worse is that each time you fail to laugh at one of their insipid attempts at humor, they have the balls to act as if there’s something wrong with you!  “God, it was just a joke!  You need to lighten up,” they say.

Well, fuck you unfunny masses.  We don’t stay silent because we’re heartless bastards who secretly want to kill ourselves.  We do it because you fucking suck at comedy.