Certeza sent us a blanket for the baby.  Apparently when given the option to add a personal gift message, he chose the following:

BABIES ARGHHEGHSHHDFHEFHEHSFFHESKJFHFHFEHSEHFYYRYYRAYYAWYRYWRYYAYYRYRYYRYARYARYYYYYREYRYKJYYYRYHHAH HAHAH A HRRRRYYYGGGHGYGYGYHGHGHHGHHHEYYYGHGHHG

I’m not sure if it gets any more awesome than that.  Thanks John.

Exact quote from the CBS Evening News with Katie Couric, regarding the rough plane landing in Jamaica (emphasis theirs, not mine):

Of the 148 passengers and 6 crew members on board, seventy-six were US citizens.  Of those at least 40 were taken to local hospitals with minor injuries.  4 Americans were in serious condition.

There was no mention of the non-American statistics because hey, fuck them, right?  Why not at least have the courage to add, “And nobody gives a shit about Jamaicans,” while you’re at it, Katie?