My website has, once again, lost the top spot in a Google search of the word “cutaia.”

This time, the victor in the battle for number 1 is some fucking mobster named Domenico Cutaia (or Dominick Cutaia depending on which part of the Wikipedia page you look at…that’s right, I’m getting beat by an unsourced Wikipedia stub).  Really?  A gangster?

First I have to fight off a couple of crooked mortgage brokers from Florida and now a member of the Lucchese crime family?  What the hell are you people trying to do to the family name?

I suppose I’m going to have to start updating the site again to get back on top.  Either that or I need to get started on a life of crime.  But then, I don’t want people thinking all us Cutaias are crooks.  Some of us make crappy websites, too.