That’s the English version of the opening line to The Lion King.  I bring this up because for the past hour, I’ve had the first 10 seconds of that movie stuck in my head.  A constant sunrise and “NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAAAAAMA BAGITHI BABAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”  Over and over and over again it goes.

Of course, songs stuck in your head are like chain letters.  Hopefully enough of you have it stuck in your head now that mine will finally go away.

Thanks for reading, suckers!

There’s good news for the two of you who care.  After months of being broken, the cutaia.net forum is functioning properly again!  I promise you it didn’t just take me 5 minutes of finally googling the problem…it was totally a lot harder than that.

Since this is barely Blort-worthy, I’ll make it up to you with this picture of a kitten sitting on a baby deer.  You’re welcome.

An incredibly loud and strange conversation between two obvious strangers at the grocery store had several people, including myself, watching and wondering what the hell was going on.

“…cottage cheese.”
“Oh, we’re not going there.”
“What’s wrong with cottage cheese?  Put a little pineapple or something on it.  Perfect!”
“Nah.”
“Oh, we wouldn’t get along then.”
“What about a nice steak?”
“See, I couldn’t do that because I don’t eat meat.”
“Houston, we have a problem.”