An incredibly loud and strange conversation between two obvious strangers at the grocery store had several people, including myself, watching and wondering what the hell was going on.

“…cottage cheese.”
“Oh, we’re not going there.”
“What’s wrong with cottage cheese?  Put a little pineapple or something on it.  Perfect!”
“Nah.”
“Oh, we wouldn’t get along then.”
“What about a nice steak?”
“See, I couldn’t do that because I don’t eat meat.”
“Houston, we have a problem.”