http://blorts.cutaia.net Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:53:38 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Note to people:  If you see someone wearing a heavy coat or running a space heater at their desk...don't look at them with an incredulous little look on your face and ask them if they're cold.  If you've ever done this to someone, you may have noticed that person then trying to move the ... http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/are-you-cold/ I'm strongly considering an educational protest directed at the incompetent parents who drive their kids to the school near my condo each morning.  I'm sick of starting my commute by waiting in a huge line of confused people who treat an empty crosswalk as a stop sign.  Do you think ... http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/on-strike/ Autumn and I recently got an XBox 360, by the way, so if any of the visitors out there happen to play Grand Theft Auto IV, Rock Band 2 or Aegis Wing...feel free to say, "Hi," on Live.  Gamertag:  Everythings OK (The real motivation for this post?  I had to get ... http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/xbox-anyone/ Here's the starting picture: http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/beard-watch-is-here/ http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/synchronized-presidential-debating/ I know that I suggested that Beard Watch would be starting on the 1st, but the amount of Rock Band 2 in my life recently has distracted me from filming some un-bearded scenes I need for a movie.  This means that the new date will be...um...the 9th?  Yeah, that sounds good. http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/about-that-date/ The other day, while flipping through the channels, I stumbled across this clip from an old Beverly Hills, 90210 episode.  For some reason, I felt it was important to memorialize this travesty of cinema.  So, here it is, where it belongs...on YouTube: http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/a-90210-moment/ November 1st, 2008. It's coming... http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/im-setting-a-date/ I forgot to mention this, but on October 14th, this website turned 4 years old.  Whoo... http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/celebrating-4-years-of-cutaianet/ I'm getting really fucking sick of hearing about these copper thefts that are getting so popular these days.  Petty theft and vandalism are bad enough as it is...but these scumbags take the fucking cake.  In case you somehow haven't heard about these crimes, basically, you've got a bunch of druggies breaking into ... http://blorts.cutaia.net/2008/copper-thieves/